Get Your Money’s Worth

[WARNING: This song contains antiquated racial stereotypes. It is presented here for historical and educational purposes only.]

(Instructions from the Boss)
A popular song from 1897
Words and music by Irving Jones


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Last night the darkies gave a rag time ball
    You had to be a ragged coon to enter in the hall
    Such a bunch of ragged japs I never did saw
    You could hire sharp razors
    From a barber at the door
    A coon name Rag time Jimmy
    Was the man who ran the dance
    He called the rag time figures
    When them coons began to prance
    He says my dogs harms me coons
    I think I’ve got the gout
    But prepare to show your nigger
    At each figure that I shout
    All hands around, bow to the ground
    Do the Possuma la, take your lady to the bar
    Do the Highland Fling, cut the pigeon wing
    You paid for a good time
    So let your voices ring

Chorus
Get your money’s worth
I’ve had my gin and feel mighty glad
Get your money’s worth
Have a good time but don’t get bad
Get your money’s worth
Dance yourself clean off the earth
If you want to have fun
Bring your razor and your gun
And get your money’s worth

  1. The darkies got excited just bout half past one
    When a coon came in they called wild Bill
    And he drew out his gun
    He said knives, guns and razors I don’t fear
    The sound of a revolver is sweet music to my ear
    Then Rag time Jimmy stepped out
    In the middle of the floor
    And he said to this wild coon
    “Are you looking for gore?
    I know you are a bad coon
    And your name is wild Bill
    If you get bad tonight my friend
    Your name will be tame Will
    Coons take your place
    Look your lady in the face
    Now darkies prance
    Do the Houchee Kouchee dance
    Do the Bumba-Shay, go the other way
    Don’t pay no ‘tention to wild Bill
    But listen to what I say