A Rag-Time Table D’Hote

[WARNING: This song contains antiquated racial stereotypes. It is presented here for historical and educational purposes only.]

From “The Girl and the Taxi”, 1910.
Words and music by Carter De Haven.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. “Babe, I never will get my fill
    ‘Cause I’m happy when I’m eating”
    Said Rastus Keating
    One day when meeting Miss Nancy Sweet
    “If you’ve got the time we will dine
    For I’m always in the mood, dear
    For a little food dear, or a little dance
    So Nancy Sweet, let’s dance so neat
    Come on now, there’s your chance

Chorus
We’ll two-step right into Rector’s
Try a new step that will direct us
To the College Inn
Then begin to eat until you lose your breath
You couldn’t die a better death
‘Cause Ragtime plays while you’re feeding
Grab ma arm babe, don’t keep me pleading
Put on your things now hurry please
So, Nancy Sweet come on and eat a hypnotizing
I’m a sport, I’ll buy a quart, it’s appetizing
I’m the guy who’ll always buy a ragtime table d’hote

  1. They slipped on their sacks, grabbed a tax
    And they started out a bumming
    They both looked stunning
    Rastus felt like gunning
    When the waiter said
    “Tables are all gone so move on
    Now, I’m sorry to refuse you”
    Oh, we’ll excuse you
    You can keep the change
    Come Nancy dear, get out of here
    Before we get the mange

Chorus
So they two-stepped right out of Rector’s
He said “Cream puff, let ’em eject us
‘Cause I know a place where our race
Can sit until we eat our fill
And needn’t worry about the bill
We’ll eat, drink, worry ’bout nothing
Be my peach tart, I’ll be your muffin
Before you die just take a bite
So, Nancy Sweet come on and eat a hypnotizing
I’m a sport, I’ll buy a quart, it’s appetizing
I’m the guy who’ll always buy a ragtime table d’hote