You Can Have Him

From the musical “Miss Liberty”, 1949
Words and music by Irving Berlin


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. You can have him
    I don’t want him
    He’s not worth fighting for
    Besides there’s plenty more
    Where he came from
    I don’t want him
    You can have him
    I’m giving him the sack
    And he can go right back
    Where he came from
    I could never make him happy
    He’d be better off with you
    I’m afraid I never loved him
    All I ever wanted to do was
    Run my fingers thru his curly locks
    Mend his underwear and darn his socks
    Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes
    Wipe his glasses when he read the news
    Rub his forehead with a gentle touch
    Mornings after when he’s had too much
    Kiss him gently when he cuddled near
    Give him babies one for ev’ry year, so you see
    I don’t want him, you can have him
    You can have him, I don’t want him
    For he’s not the man for me
  1. You can have him
    I don’t want him
    He’s not worth fighting for
    Besides there’s plenty more
    Where he came from
    I don’t want him
    You can have him
    He isn’t my concern
    And he can just return
    Where he came from
    I would look a trifle silly
    Taking him away from you
    That was never my intention
    All I ever wanted to do was
    Close the window while he soundly slept
    Raid the icebox where the food is kept
    Cook a breakfast that would please him most
    Eggs and coffee and some buttered toast
    Wake him gently with a breakfast tray
    After breakfast clear the things away
    Bring the papers and when they’ve been read
    Spend the balance of the day in bed, so you see
    I don’t want him, you can have him
    You can have him, I don’t want him
    For he’s not the man for me