Yes! We Have No Bananas

A silly song about having a positive attitude, 1923.
Words and music by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn.

The owners of Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus sued this song on copyright and won.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. There’s a fruit store on our street
    It’s run by a Greek
    And he keeps good things to eat
    But you should hear him speak
    When you ask him anything
    He never answers “no”
    He just “yes”es you to death
    And as he takes your dough
    He tells you

Chorus
“Yes! we have no bananas
We have no bananas today
We’ve string beans, and onions
Cabbageses, and scallions
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
A Long Island po-tah-to
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today”

  1. Business got so good for him that
    He wrote home to say
    “Send me Pete and Nick and Jim
    I need help right away.”
    When he got them in the store
    There was fun, you bet
    Someone asked for “sparrow grass”
    And then the whole quartet
    All answered

Sung here by Fred Feild: