Why Do They All Take the Night Boat To Albany

From the musical “Sinbad”, 1918
Words by Sam M. Lewis and Joe Young
Music by Jean Schwartz


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Old Henry Hudson found a river
    A river that touches New York
    The rest of the river is a flivver
    Because it creates lots of talk
    Summertime that’s the time spooners
    Used to go rambling about
    Now they take trips on rickety ships
    And here’s what I want to find out

Chorus
Why do they all take the night boat to Albany
That’s been puzzleing me
They all claim it’s just for the sights
Just the same they travel at nights
I asked a fellow and his sweet little pet
“How is the Hudson?”
And they answered, “it’s wet”
So why do they all take the night boat to Albany
And grab the next train for New York?

  1. Seems that each Tom and Dick and Harry
    Is rid of his worries and cares
    They found out the Hudson steamers carry
    A cargo of peaches and pears
    Huddled and cuddled together
    With no one to shout, “cut it out”
    No wonder they state the river is great
    To me it’s a river of doubt

Chorus
Why do they all take the night boat to Albany
That’s been puzzleing me
They all claim it’s just for the sights
Just the same they travel at nights
They play the search-light
On the shore while they float
They ought to play the search-light right on the boat
So why do they all take the night boat to Albany
And grab the next train for New York?


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: