Who’s Loony Now?

A popular song from 1910.
Words by Edgar Selden.
Music by C. F. Zittel.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. There’s a lot of chin and chatter
    In the papers every day
    About the daffy bughouse things
    Some boneheads do and say
    Of all the topsy turvy stunts
    Nothing they won’t try
    From submarines if they’ve the means
    To airships in the sky
    I visited a rest retreat
    To see the patients there
    The minute that I slipped inside
    They all began to stare
    I said to one, “It’s very sad
    Explain to me your case?”
    Said he, “If you think I’m insane
    It’s you that’s off your base”

Chorus
Who’s loony now?
Everyone thinks someone else
Is batty as can be
Then they’ll say your “nutty”
If you with them you don’t agree
You may not look leary
But you will be anyhow
If you just act mulish
You’re locked up as foolish
Who’s loony now?

  1. A fifteen dollar clerk was courting
    Fickle Fanny Flotz
    But she preferred another guy
    With blocks of building lots
    She said she couldn’t see for hers
    No two-room top floor flat
    She said she wanted space enough
    At least to keep her hat
    She tied up with the wealthy one
    But he went on the blink
    He ran ’round with the ponies
    And their footwork made him drink
    Again she met the passed up clerk
    But he rode in his car
    His fingers full of diamonds
    And he said, “Stay where you are”

Chorus
Who’s loony now?
Everyone thinks someone else
Is batty as can be
Then they’ll say your “nutty”
If you with them you don’t agree
You may not look leary
But you will be anyhow
She was once his “daisy”
Told him he was crazy
Who’s loony now?

  1. The hobble skirts have hobbled off
    And we’ll see them no more
    But nothing’s been discovered yet
    To stop a woman’s jaw
    Don’t think by this I’m impolite
    But have you ever met
    That howling prowling scowling scold
    They call a “Suffragette?”
    She makes poor hubby stay at home
    While she goes to the club
    And chews and chews ’bout “Equal Rights”
    While he scrubs at the tub
    He cooks the meals, he makes the bed
    And does the housework fine
    Then she rolls in at 3 A. M.
    And tells him he’s a shine

Chorus
Who’s loony now?
Everyone thinks someone else
Is batty as can be
Then they’ll say your “nutty”
If you with them you don’t agree
You may not look leary
But you will be anyhow
If you dare to rile ’em
You for the asylum
Who’s loony now?


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: