Wernher von Braun

A funny song from 1965
words and music by Tom Lehrer


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Gather ’round while I sing you
    Of Wernher von Braun
    A man whose allegiance
    Is ruled by expedience
    Call him a Nazi, he won’t even frown
    “Nazi, Shmazi,” says Wernher von Braun
    Don’t say that he’s hypocritical
    Say rather that he’s apolitical
    “Once the rockets are up
    Who cares where they come down?
    That’s not my department”
    Says Wernher von Braun
  2. Some have harsh words
    For this man of renown
    But some think our attitude
    Should be one of gratitude
    Like the widows and cripples
    In old London town
    Who owe their large pensions
    To Wernher von Braun
    You too may be a big hero
    Once you’ve learned
    To count backwards to zero
    “In German, oder English
    I know how to count down
    Und I’m learning Chinese”
    says Wernher von Braun

Sung here by Vancha March: