Warm Beer and a Cold, Cold Woman

A popular song from 1951.
Words and music by M. D. Buller and T. L. Buller.

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The sheet music:

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Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:

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Lyrics

1. I had a date last night
   With a gal that I thought might
   Have some fun and kick the gong around
   But before the night was thru’
   I was drinking luke warm brew
   My morale was really on the ground

Chorus
Warm beer and a cold, cold woman
Brother I’m telling you now
There’s two things I just can’t stand
And they’ll lick most any man
Warm beer and a cold, cold woman

2. The night is not so long
   When it’s full of mirth and song
   But last night it seemed a million years
   I was stuck with her till dawn
   And all she’d do was yawn
   And watch me guzzle down that luke warm beer
3. Now, I’m an easy going guy
   I’m not hard to satisfy
   I never did complain or sing the blues
   But last night I got tight
   And I think I had the right
   When you mix warm and cold you blow a fuse

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