The Thief

A popular song from 1922.
Words and music by Fred Fisher.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I’m hot on the trail of a thief
    Who jumped his bail
    He’s slick, he’s quick as he can be
    He’s here, he’s there
    He’s ev’rywhere
    Good people, listen to me

Chorus
Have you heard the thief
He will steal in your heart
Have you heard the thief
He is clever and smart
Sh! I can hear him mumbling
Listen, it sounds like “Stumbling”
Grab him, just nab him
For he’s the very fellow who stole “Dardanella”
He steals words or music old and new
He’s a bird, he’s got a record too
Of the band he’s chief
And just to be brief
I framed him and named him The Thief

  1. Faust, ev’ryone knows from it
    You stole “Broadway Rose”
    From “Chopin’s” waltz “Chasing Rainbows”
    For “Dardanella” you stole the bass
    You steal, you do not compose

Sung here by Fred Feild: