The Haunted House

A spooky song from 1914.
Words and music by Irving Berlin.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. You see that vacant house
    As quiet as a mouse
    It’s chock full of myst’ry
    Besides, it has a hist’ry
    The man who occupied
    That building, strangely died
    No one wants to buy it, because

Chorus
That house is haunted, haunted
Lanky, hanky, panky skeletons
Go sneakin’ around
You see that boney, croney
I mean that boney skeleton
Hiding behind that statue
Look out, he’s looking at you!
Listen! Listen!
Tell me, can’t you hear him
Whistling “That Mysterious Rag”
So noted, he wrote it
In that rickety, haunted house

  1. I often have been told
    That there’s a bag of gold
    In the house that’s haunted
    I’m poor, but I don’t want it
    The doors are open wide
    But no one steps inside
    No one needs the money, because

Sung here by Vancha March: