A humorous song from the music hall, 1906.
Words and music by George Grossmith.
The sheet music:
Accompaniment by Ross Duncan Boyle:
Lyrics
- I was once a very common little shop boy
Though now so many millions have I made
At a charity school I used to be the top boy
And I’ve earned the same distinction in my trade
On my bread was spread a very little butter
In those impecunious days so long gone by
When I used to play at marbles in the gutter
In our little street somewhere near Peckham Rye
Refrain
I shall never forget the happy old days at Peckham
The recollection sets my heart aglow
I would dance and sing
I loved a swing, and had a fling at kiss-in-the-ring
Of course that was a many years ago
- My father’s little shop was painted yallow
With a sign of a Harlequin in red and green
He did a little trade in grease and tallow
And balls of string and cheese and parafeen
He considered me the smartest of his nippers
So I stood behind the marmalade and penny kippers
The beetle poison, also brandy balls - I grew a man and then became ambitious
To advance my prospects I was always prone
I seized an opportunity propitious
To start a little business on my own
I thought my shaky grammar I’d embellish
And with spelling I would get in better touch
I acquired a voice considered rather swellish
And I didn’t drop my “h’s” quite so much - With a single shop my way was rather narrowed
So I started building houses by the scores
Till they quite eclipsed the gorgeousness of Harrod
And the multiplicity of Whiteley’s stores
I sell everything from boots to sheep and cows, and
There’s not a shingle thing you cannot get
To Charities I often fling ten thousand
That’s why I’ve been created Baronet - My wife was known as little “Podgy Betsy”
She is now “her Ladyship” I may remark
She revels in my well-earned Baronetcy
Observed of all observers in the park
This curious world is quite replete with fallacies
Our social rise we couldn’t then foretell
Now we dine with Kings and Queens within their palaces
And Kings and Queens have dined with us as well
Final refrain
We shall never forget those happy old days at Peckham
The recollection sets our hearts aglow
We’d dance and sing, we loved a swing
And had our fling at “Kiss in the ring”
But of ourse that was a many years ago