The Free and Easy

Sung by Buster Keaton in the 1930 film “Free and Easy”.
Words by Roy Turk.
Music by Fred E. Ahlert.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. All you boys with high blood pressure
    All you girls with too much flesh
    Your day has come at last
    Here’s a dance you poor wall flowers
    Once you try, you’ll dance for hours
    I’ll explain it fast
    Hot stuff is taboo, follow me, and do

Chorus
The “Free and Easy”
Smear the floor with wax, let yourself relax
Loosen up your backs free and easy
Start out breezy
Let your elbows sag, let your tootsies drag
Like you had a jag free and easy
Slave men, brave men
“One foot in the grave” men
Grab yourself a partner now
Show girls, slow girls
“Never had a beau” girls
Here’s your only chance, and how
If you pleasy while the music plays
You can dance for days to the lazy craze
Free and Easy

  1. Goodbye, Charleston, and Black Bottom
    Free and Easy dance has got ’em
    Licked a hundred ways
    Has all that could be desired
    Still you dance, and don’t get tired
    Bound to be the craze
    Needs no youth and pep
    Just get up and step

Sung here by Vancha March: