That’s Entertainment

From the musical “The Band Wagon”, 1953.
Words by Howard Dietz.
Music by Arthur Schwartz.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. The clown with his pants falling down
    Or the dance that’s a dream of romance
    Or the scene where the villain is mean
    That’s entertainment
    The lights on the lady in tights
    Or the bride with a guy on the side
    Or the ball where she gives him her all
    That’s entertainment
    The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex
    A gay divorcee who is after her “ex”
    It can be Oedipus Rex
    Where a chap kills his father
    And causes lots of bother
    The clerk who is thrown out of work
    By the boss who is thrown for a loss
    By the skirt who is doing him dirt
    The world is a stage
    The stage is a world of entertainment
  2. The doubt while the jury is out
    Or the thrill when they’re reading the will
    Or the chase for the man with the face
    That’s entertainment
    The dame who is known as the flame
    Of the king of an underworld ring
    He’s an ape who won’t let her escape
    That’s entertainment
    It might be a fight like you see on the screen
    A swain getting slain for the love of a queen
    Some great Shakespearean scene
    Where a ghost and a prince meet
    And everyone ends in mincemeat
    The gag may be waving the flag
    That began with a Mister Cohan
    Hip hooray! The American way
    The world is a stage
    The stage is a world of entertainment