Take ‘Em To the Door Blues

. . . That’s all there is, there ain’t no more
A popular song from 1925.
Words by Billy Rose and Benny Davis.
Music by Ray Henderson.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I heard a fellow complain
    The women don’t treat me right
    There are girls who kiss, there are girls who don’t
    But the ones I get are the ones who won’t
    Oh gee, they give me a pain
    I’m getting to hate their sight
    ‘Cause when I give them a good evening
    They give me a “Good-night”

Chorus
I’ve got those “Take ’em to the door
That’s all there is, there ain’t no more” blues
I always take them to shows, I buy them cologne
A pair of silk hose, a taxi back home
But when they say “There ain’t no more”
Brother I could smother Ethel Barrymore
I’ve got those “don’t you hold me tight
Oh call me up some other night” blues
A little hug and a kiss that they’d never miss
They refuse what can they lose?
Some fellows get more with coffee and cake
Then I get with champagne and Porterhouse steak
I’ve got those “Take ’em to the door
That’s all there is, there ain’t no more” blues

  1. Wrong, wrong, they’re doing me wrong
    They’re doing me wrong all right
    Once I bought a dress for a girl I knew
    And she said “buy one for my mother, too”
    Once I was terribly strong
    But now I’m an awful sight
    If a guy asks “How are your women”
    We wind up in a fight

Chorus
I’ve got those “Take ’em to the door
That’s all there is, there ain’t no more” blues
I’ve read a lot of good books, I play the guitar
I’m not bad on looks, accordind to ma
I got good marks in Sunday school
But I’m just a dummy in a vestibule
I’ve got those “don’t you try to squeeze
Oh, what are your intentions, please” blues
A little pinch on the arm, that couldn’t do harm
They refuse they say they bruise
I took a girl home a quarter past three
She said “You are just like a brother to me”
I’ve got those “Take ’em to the door
That’s all there is, there ain’t no more” blues


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: