Run Home and Tell Your Mother

A popular song from 1911
words and music by Irving Berlin


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. The other day, a pretty little maid
    Dressed in her Sunday clothes
    All alone went strolling up the avenue
    Fellows looked as fellows do
    A certain fellow stopped her as he said
    “I beg your pardon, miss
    I’ve been watching you for an hour or two
    And I’ve got to tell you this”

Chorus
Run home and tell your mother
Your father and your brother
That they better keep their eyes on you
Don’t forget, you’re nothing but a pet
And all the boys are saying
That they’ll get you yet
If you don’t watch out
Some fellow will be stealing you
As fellows often do
Run home and tell your mother
Your father and your brother
That they better keep their eyes on you

  1. The maiden said,
    “How dare you dare you talk to me
    I’ll call an officer”
    Pretty soon an officer was by her side
    “He insulted me,” she cried
    The fellow started running down the street
    And pretty soon he fled
    While the fellow ran, mister policeman
    Turned unto the maid and said

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: