Quiller Has the Brain

From the 1900 comic opera “Foxy Quiller”.
Words by Harry B. Smith.
Music by Reginald de Koven.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. The Grecian Alexander
    Was an eminent commander
    And Cicero was famous as a speaker
    While others of antiquity
    Were noted for iniquity
    But all, when they’re compared to me grow weaker
    Old Christopher Columbus
    As a sailor raised a rumpus
    And Nelson as a fighter was a thriller
    But heroes of the nation
    Get a shopworn reputation
    When brought into comparison with Quiller

Chorus
For Quiller has the brain and Quiller has the arm
A frown that is a terror, but a smile that has a charm
To turn the coyest damsel to a cooer and a biller
Don Juan was an amateur compared to Foxy Quiller
For Quiller has the brain and Quiller has the arm
A frown that is a terror, but a smile that has a charm
To turn the coyest damsel to a cooer and a biller
Don Juan was an amateur compared to Foxy Quiller

  1. You talk about your Plato
    And your Socrates and Cato
    But I must say without intending rudeness
    Their talk was merely driveling
    Their wisdom only frivoling
    Compared to my extraordinary shrewdness
    Napoleon and Nero, were a cipher and a zero
    And Bacon wasn’t wiser than a miller
    All other names diminish
    To a microscopic finish
    When brought into proximity with Quiller

Chorus
For Quiller has the brain and Quiller has the arm
A frown that is a terror, but a smile that has a charm
To turn the coyest damsel to a cooer and a biller
Don Juan was an amateur compared to Foxy Quiller
For Quiller has the brain and Quiller has the arm
A frown that is a terror, but a smile that has a charm
The rest of the detectives
When they gaze on him grow iller
A lot of children they, not men
They’re just a Kindergarten
When compared to Foxy Quiller, Foxy Quiller


Sung here by Vancha March: