Promise Me Everything Never Get Anything Blues

A popular song from 1924
Words and music by Harry Pease, Ed. G. Nelson and Van and Schenck


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Liza Lee said to Jackson Lee
    “We’ve been married many years
    All I got since we tied the knot
    Was a lot of trouble and tears
    Stay out all night, get ginned up and fight
    That’s the best thing you can do
    Things you promise me, I just never see
    And that’s why I’m saying to you

Chorus
I’ve got those promise me everything
Never get anything blues
I’ve got those I’m comin’ home at eight
Always six hours late blues
You promised me an awful lot
An awful lot I never got
There’s a game ‘Put and Take’
That you make me recall
You don’t put, you just take it all
I’ve got those I’ll give you such and such
Never give nothin’ much blues
My hosiery is all full of holes
Ain’t got no soles on my shoes
When we were wed you said
“A carriage we must get
We’re married seven years
And haven’t used it yet
I’ve got those promise me everything
Never get anything blues

Patter
On last Christmas day you gave me a clock
The very next day you put it in hock
You promised me this, you promised me that
I didn’t ever get no this and just half of that
You promised me gold, you know it’s the truth
But all that I’ve got is the gold in my tooth
A swell evening gown, I’ll bring home you said
The kind of evening gown you bought
I’m wearlin’ to bed

  1. Every night they would fuss and fight
    Liza did all that she could
    Wouldn’t stop ’till she called a cop
    Then he’d promise he would be good
    On Saturday he would roam away
    And he’d spend his whole weeks pay
    Liza’d lay for hi with a rollin’ pin
    And with every blow she would say

Chorus
I’ve got those promise me everything
Never get anything blues
I’ve got those I’m comin’ home at eight
Always six hours late blues
You promised me an awful lot
An awful lot I never got
There’s a game ‘Put and Take’
That you make me recall
You don’t put, you just take it all
I’ve got those I’ll give you such and such
Never give nothin’ much blues
My hosiery is all full of holes
Ain’t got no soles on my shoes
You promised me some fur
To trim my coat and hats
I got the fur but all the neighbors
Missed their cats
I’ve got those promise me everything
Never get anything blues


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: