Politics and Poker

From the musical “Fiorello”, 1959
Words by Sheldon Harnick
Music by Jerry Bock


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Politics and poker, politics and poker
    Shuffle up the cards and find the joker
    Neither game’s for children; either game is rough
    Decisions, decisions, like who to pick
    How to play, what to bet, when to call a bluff

Interlude
King bets cost you five
Tony up to you
I’m in, so am I, likewise, me too

Gentlemen, here we are and one thing is clear
We gotta pick a candidate for congress this year
How’s about we should make Jack Riley the guy
Which Riley are you thinkin’ of Jack B. or Jack Y.
I way neither one, I never even met ’em
I say when you got a pair of jacks, bet ’em

  1. Politics and poker, politics and poker
    Makes the average guy a heavy a smoker
    Bless the nominee and give him our regards
    And watch while he learns that in poker and politics
    Brother, you’ve gotta have the cards

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: