Oh Doctor

A popular song from 1920
Words and music by Rubey Cowan and Billy Joyce


The sheet music:


Lyrics

  1. Most everybody you meet now-a-days
    Seems to be feeling so blue
    They say it is an imposition
    To enforce this prohibition
    And I think so, too
    But Congress has given Doctors the power
    To hand out the Brandy and Rye
    And now in their office at most any hour
    You’re bound to hear somebody cry

Chorus:
Oh! Doctor, Oh! Doctor, I’m feeling blue
Oh! Doctor, Oh! Doctor, it’s up to you
The drug stores on the corners
Are filled with liquor mourners
I told a drug clerk my condition,
He said, “Go see your physician”
Oh! Doctor, Oh! Doctor, don’t feel my pulse
That’s not what I need for results
Write the prescription and please make it say
“Take with your meals,” I eat ten times a day
Oh! Doctor, Oh! Doctor, help me pull thro’
For I’ll never get well ’till you do

  1. When Congress told us that liquor must go
    Things looked quite bad for a while
    We never thought they’d pass new by-laws
    That would force on us these dry laws
    But now we can smile
    For I have a way to fool each politician
    Who said every state must go dry
    And now when I’m sad and I’m lacking ambition
    I go to my doctor and cry