Life’s a Funny Proposition After All

From the 1904 show “Little Johnny Jones”.
Words and music by George M. Cohan.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Did you ever sit and ponder
    Sit and wonder, sit and think
    Why we’re here and what this life is all about?
    It’s a problem that has driven many brainy men to drink
    It’s the weirdest thing they’ve tried to figure out
    About a thousand different theories
    All the scientists can show
    But never yet have proved a reason why
    With all we’ve thought and all we’re taught
    Why all we seem to know
    Is we’re born and live a while and then we die

Chorus
Life’s a very funny proposition after all
Imagination, jealousy, hypocrisy and gall
Three meals a day, a whole lot to say
When you haven’t got the coin
You’re always in the way
Ev’rybody’s fighting as we wend our way along
Ev’ry fellow claims the other fellow’s in the wrong
Hurried and worried until we’re buried
And there’s no curtain call
Life’s a very funny proposition after all

  1. When all things are coming easy
    And when luck is with a man
    Why then life to him is sunshine ev’rywhere
    Then the fates blow rather breezy
    And they quite upset a plan
    Then he’ll cry that life’s a burden hard to bear
    Though today may be a day of smiles
    Tomorrow’s still in doubt
    And what brings me joy
    May bring you care and woe
    We’re born to die, but don’t know why
    Or what it’s all about
    And the more we try to learn the less we know

Chorus
Life’s a very funny proposition you can bet
And no one’s ever solved the problem properly as yet
Young for a day, then old and gray
Like the rose that buds and blooms
And fades and falls away
Losing health to gain our wealth
As thro’ this dream we tour
Ev’rything’s a guess and nothing’s absolutely sure
Battles exciting and fates we’re fighting
Until the curtain’s fall
Life’s a very funny proposition after all


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: