John Riley’s Always Dry

From the comic play “Mulligan’s Silver Wedding”, 1881.
words by Edward Harrigan
music by David Braham


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I have an old companion
    John Riley from Tralee
    In fair or cloudy weather
    John Riley’s seen with me
    His heart is like a mountain
    His honor ye can’t buy
    But elbow bending is his fault
    John Riley’s always dry

Chorus
Bass’s ale by the pail
He would order Rosanna to go out and buy
Dublin Stout he would shout
Keep drinking and never say die
Whiskey prime, gin and wine
He would hand down a bottle and merrily cry
“My Rose Ann, fill the can
For honest John Riley’s dry

  1. It’s every morning early
    John Riley’s out of bed
    Sure never a feather bolster
    Lies under Riley’s head
    It’s when the sun is rising
    So eager and so sly
    He slips out for his bitters, boys
    John Riley’s always dry
  2. His father often told him
    When John was but a youth
    That every mortal Riley
    All died from whiskey drouth
    Of course it is a failing
    The poor man can’t deny
    ‘Tis but a freak of nature, boys
    John Riley’s always dry
  3. What puzzles all the doctors
    John Riley’s ever met
    Is fresh or salty water
    Can’t make John Riley wet
    Sure he must have the liquor
    Rum, brandy, gin, or rye
    And should he miss the bottle, boys
    John Riley’d surely die

Sung here by Fred Feild: