Jeff in Petticoats

A Civil War song from 1865
Words by Henry Tucker
Music by George Cooper


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by Werner Tomaschewski:


Accompaniment by Benjamin R. Tubb:


Lyrics

  1. Jeff Davis was a hero bold
    You’ve heard of him, I know
    He tried to make himself a King
    Where southern breezes blow
    But “Uncle Sam,” he laid the youth
    Across his mighty knee
    And spanked him well, and that’s the end
    Of brave old Jeffy D

Chorus
Oh! Jeffy D.! you “flow’r of chivalree”
Oh royal Jeffy D
Your Empire’s but a tin-clad skirt
Oh, charming Jeffy D

  1. This Davis, he was always full
    Of bluster and of brag,
    He swore, on all our Northern walls
    He’d plant his Rebel rag;
    But when to battle he did go
    He said, “I’m not so green,
    To dodge the bullets
    I will wear my tinclad crinoline.”
  2. Now when he saw the game was up
    He started for the woods,
    His band-box hung upon his arm
    Quite full of fancy goods;
    Said Jeff, “They’ll never take me now
    I’m sure I’ll not be seen.”
    “They’d never think to look for me
    Beneath my crinoline.”
  3. Jeff took with him, the people say
    A mine of golden coin,
    Which he from banks and other places
    Managed to purloin
    But while he ran, like every thief
    He had to drop the spoons
    And maybe that’s the reason why
    He dropped his pantaloons
  4. Our Union boys were on his track
    For many nights and days
    His palpitating heart it beat
    Enough to burst his stays
    O! what a dash he must have cut
    With form so tall and lean
    Just fancy now the “What is it”
    Dressed up in Crinoline
  5. The Ditch that Jeff was hunting for
    He found was very near;
    He tried to “shift” his base again
    His neck felt rather queer;
    Just on the out-“skirts” of a wood
    His dainty shape was seen
    His boots stuck out, and now they’ll hang
    Old Jeff in crinoline

Sung here by Vancha March: