I’m Conducting a Porch Campaign

A 1920 popular song.
Words by Eddie Cantor and Howard Johnson.
Music by Milton Ager.


Sheet music provided by Laurence Rubenstein:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I love to mix, in politics
    Like all the big men today
    I know their tricks, all of their tricks
    But I’ve got them beat ev’ry way
    Now that they’re through with campaigning
    I’ve a campaign of my own
    For my election I’m training
    At some pretty girl’s home

Chorus
I’m conducting a porch campaign
For an office in Lover’s Lane
Ev’ry night I make a speech
In a hammock to a cute little peach
They know just what I’m thinking of
When I mention the “League of Love”
I don’t care for liquor or the League Of Nations
All I want is women “without Reservations”
I’ve got love on the brain
I’m conducting a porch campaign

  1. Right on the morn, when I was born
    Ma said I’d be President
    Dad said that he knew I would be
    Some big political gent
    I ran for many an office
    Always got beat ev’ry time
    ‘Till I got into the love race
    That’s the place that I shine

Chorus
I’m conducting a porch campaign
And believe me I’m raising cain
Ev’ry night upon my coat
You’ll see traces of the suffragette vote
They know just what I’m thinking of
When I mention the “League of Love”
When it rains, to show them that I’m democratic
That’s the time I always take them in the attic
How I pray for the rain
I’m conducting a porch campaign


Sung here by Fred Feild: