I’m a Happy Married Man

A popular song from 1910
Words by Irving Berlin
Music by Ted Snyder


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. “A fool there was,” said Smith to Gray
    “And that same fool was me
    Not satisfied with bach’lor bliss
    I took a wife, you see”
    Said Gray to Smith, “You’re crazy man
    Why married life is fine
    I have the dearest little wife
    And let me say for mine”

Chorus
I’m a happy married man
Yes I am, yes I am
Married life was made for me
I wouldn’t choose another
Betch yer life I love my wife
Love my wife with all my life
I’m a happy married man
My wife lives with her mother

  1. I hate to hear the married men
    Complaining all the time
    One would imagine married life
    Was anything but fine
    They don’t appreciate the wife
    Who helps to make life gay
    But far be it for me to frown
    I mean it when I say

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: