If They Ever Put a Tax On Love

A popular song from 1918.
Words by Sam Ehrlich.
Music by Nat Osborne.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Mister William Brown hadn’t been to town
    And his sweetheart wondered why
    For she longed to see a play
    Or to dance ’round at a cabaret
    She called him on the telephone
    And said, “I hate to be alone”
    So, Mister Brown came into town
    And gave her this reply

Chorus
There’s a tax on sugar
And there’s a little tax on honey
Why they even tax your money
It seems so funny when they tax your honey
And your money, too
There’s a tax on letters
Soon there’ll be a tax on stars above
Broadway farmers will be out of place
‘Cause there’ll be no chickens there to chase
Goodbye forever
If they ever put a tax on love

  1. Mister William Brown has to stay in town
    ‘Cause he married her one night
    He said the safest plan
    Is to be a happy married man
    So, after things had run their course
    She sued him for a quick divorce
    Now Mister Brown stays out of town
    And writes her when he can

Chorus
There’s a tax on sugar
And there’s a little tax on honey
Why they even tax your money
It seems so funny when they tax your honey
And your money, too
There’s a tax on letters
Soon there’ll be a tax on stars above
All old maids who never had a chanced
Would grab on to anything in pants
Goodbye forever
If they ever put a tax on love


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: