If That’s Your Idea of a Wonderful Time

(Take Me Home)
A popular song from 1914
Words and music by Irving Berlin


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Johnny took Geraldine out one night
    To show her a wonderful time
    When they sat down in a Cabaret
    He bought two cigars for a dime
    “Bring us a couple of sodas” Johnny cried
    When the waiter drew near
    After an hour Miss Geraldine
    Whispered in Johnny’s ear

Chorus
If that’s your idea of a wonderful time
Take me home, take me home
I want you to know that I’m choking
From that five cent cigar that you’re smoking
You came out with a one dollar bill
You’ve got eighty cents left of it still
If that’s your idea of a wonderful time
Take me home

  1. Johnny looked foolish and said “My dear
    The evening has only begun
    I’ll take you down to a picture show
    Where we’ll have a barrel of fun
    I know the fellow who owns the place
    I’ll ask him to pass us inside”
    Geraldine looked into Johnny’s face
    Shaking her head, she cried

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: