If Kisses Are Intoxicating As They Say

A popular song from 1919.
Words and music by J. Russel Robinson, Al. Siegel, and Billy Curtis.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Everybody’s heard the news
    Everybody’s got the blues
    How’re we gonna stand the strain
    When Mister Prohibition comes to reign
    Up ’till now I’ve been in doubt
    But I’ve just figured something out
    I got this from a Broadway Miss
    There’s intoxication in a kiss

Chorus
So if kisses are intoxicating like they say
I should worry ’bout the “bone dry” law
I’ll date up all the gals from Maine to ‘Frisco Bay
I’ll have the greatest time you ever saw
I’ll never draw a sober breath the live long day
And I’ll be happy as a king
For if kisses are intoxicating like they say
Prohibition you have lost your sting

  1. No more hanging ’round cafes
    Hello soda fountain days
    Then it’s goodbye cabaret
    When Mister Prohibition comes to stay
    ‘Stead of saying, “have a drink”
    Say “have a kiss” and then you wink
    Imagine all the coin you’ll save
    Pretty Mamma, make your eyes behave

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: