I Want To Be a Military Man

A march in 6/8 from the show “Florodora”, 1900.
words by Frank A. Clement
music by Leslie Stuart


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Oh, the man that’s dressed as usual
    Is out of it today
    For a regular dandy man
    No single woman cares
    She won’t look upon your suit, or you
    I’ve heard the worldly say
    Till you’ve donned the garb
    That Tommy Atkin’s wears
    I want to be a military man
    There came a cry to arms
    The frock coat lost it’s charms
    And so the topper came a cropper
    At the rataplan (Rataplan, rataplan)
    You loose a lot of chances
    And you don’t get asked to dances
    If you’re not dressed all in khaki
    Like a military man

Refrain
I want to join the military-tary
I’ve got no chance with Jane, or Flo or Mary
I want to hear the martial rataplan
I want to be a military man
(That is my plan it is)
I want to be a military man

  1. If you stroll down Piccadilly
    In the middle of the day
    And a very smart gentleman
    In khaki comes along
    You may think he’s Lord Tom Noddy
    Or Sir Algy Popinjay
    But I think it’s very likely you’ll be wrong
    I want to be a military man
    You really must confess
    That in the latest dress
    The better classes and the masses
    Look as like as they can (Rataplan, rataplan)
    While to gaze at him you tarry
    Someone says, “‘Wot cher there’s Harry
    Gone and dressed ‘is-self in khaki
    Like a military man
  2. Now as this is from the Stable
    Well, I hope you’ll keep it dark
    But the straightest of tips I had
    From Tattersall’s today
    And I hear that all the races courses
    Right down to Kempton Park
    Will be laid with khaki turf without delay
    I want to be a military man
    And all the jockeys you will see
    Will ride a khaki gee
    And the starter will look smarter
    In the sober tan (Rataplan, rataplan)
    And the vague inpression’s growing
    That the Prince of Wales is going
    To the races dressed in khaki
    Like a military man

Sung here by Fred Feild: