How Do You Do It Mabel On Twenty Dollars

A popular song from 1911
Words and music by Irving Berlin


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Mabel Brown came to town
    All dressed up in her gingham gown
    And a ribbon in her hair
    In her eyes a vacant stare
    Joined a show, wrote her beau
    Mabel wanted to let him know
    She was earning, so to speak
    Twenty dollars a week
    Her beau came down to New York town
    To see his Mabel dear
    The minute that he saw her flat
    He whispered in her ear

Chorus
How do you do it, Mabel
On twenty dollars a week?
Tell us how you are able
On twenty dollars a week
A fancy flat and a diamond bar
Twenty hats and a motor car
Go right to it, but how do you do it
On twenty dollars a week?

  1. Mabel’s beau couldn’t go
    Hung around for a week or so
    Till he’d written on a pad
    All the things that Mabel had
    When he’d spent every cent
    Right to Mabel he quickly went
    For a small financial loan
    Then he started for home
    Each girl he met down home, you bet
    He told them all he saw
    Next day a mob were on the job
    At Mabel’s flat to roar

Chorus
How do you do it, Mabel
On twenty dollars a week?
Tell us how you are able
On twenty dollars a week
We’d like to work in the chorus, too
Earn our twenty the same as you
If we knew it, we’d willingly do it
On twenty dollars a week


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: