Horses

A funny fox trot song from 1926
Words and music by Byron Gay and Richard A. Whiting


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Took my girl to the races
    Gosh! how she loves the races
    There we sat, sittin’ in the stand
    She stood pat, couldn’t pat her hand
    Took one look at a big “Gee Gee”
    And that was the end of me

Chorus
Crazy over horses, horses, horses
Nutty over horses, horses, horses
Goofy over horses, horses, horses
She’s a little wild
Daffy over horses, horses, horses
Silly over horses, horses, horses
Once I heard her call me “Spark Plug” Brown, too
Guess she thinks I’m a horses “Barney Google”
At the altar, altar, altar
Maybe she will falter, falter, falter
Then I’ll get a halter, halter, halter
Just to make her mind
A woman’s “No” means “Yes” I guess
A horse’s “Neigh” is a horse’s “Yes”
Oh! its horses, horses
Just a lot of horses
Horses, horses all the time

  1. When we came from the races
    She kicked over the traces
    She wouldn’t go to an Auto show
    An Auto show was much too slow
    She preferred a Rodeo
    So does her old man

Chorus
Crazy over horses, horses, horses
Nutty over horses, horses, horses
Goofy over horses, horses, horses
She’s a little wild
Daffy over horses, horses, horses
Silly over horses, horses, horses
Once I heard her call me “Spark Plug” Brown, too
Guess she thinks I’m a horses “Barney Google”
At the altar, altar, altar
Maybe she will falter, falter, falter
Then I’ll get a halter, halter, halter
Just to make her mind
And every time she drinks, by heck
She always drinks a horse’s neck
Oh! its horses, horses
Just a lot of horses
Horses, horses all the time


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: