{"id":2806,"date":"2022-08-16T00:32:24","date_gmt":"2022-08-16T00:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/?page_id=2806"},"modified":"2024-07-17T13:37:48","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T13:37:48","slug":"dont-you-think-youd-like-to-fondle-me","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/dont-you-think-youd-like-to-fondle-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t You Think You&#8217;d Like To Fondle Me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[WARNING: This song contains antiquated racial stereotypes. It is presented here for historical and educational purposes only.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A popular song from 1900.<br>Words and music by Hughie Cannon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sheet music:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-interactive=\"core\/file\" class=\"wp-block-file\"><object data-wp-bind--hidden=\"!state.hasPdfPreview\" hidden class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Dont-You-Think-Youd-Like-To-Fondle-Me-1900.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"Embed of Don&apos;t You Think You&apos;d Like To Fondle Me - Sheet Music.\"><\/object><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-9bd30ddc-a9f7-42ae-aaae-9075d3e68f33\" href=\"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Dont-You-Think-Youd-Like-To-Fondle-Me-1900.pdf\">Don&#8217;t You Think You&#8217;d Like To Fondle Me &#8211; Sheet Music<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Dont-You-Think-Youd-Like-To-Fondle-Me-1900.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-9bd30ddc-a9f7-42ae-aaae-9075d3e68f33\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-c755b14b-d0eb-4eff-af41-5503519736a4\" href=\"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Dont_You_Think_Youd_Like_To_Fondle_Me_1900.mid\">Dont_You_Think_Youd_Like_To_Fondle_Me &#8211; MIDI<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/Dont_You_Think_Youd_Like_To_Fondle_Me_1900.mid\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-c755b14b-d0eb-4eff-af41-5503519736a4\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lyrics<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Train left Chicago, just at half past two<br>I was in de chair car bound for Kalamazoo<br>Fell right asleep den feeling kinder blue<br>I awoke when a big fat wench was getting kinder new<br>She called me lovey dovey, said I&#8217;se her angel food<br>She kept on getting closer and look&#8217;d in a pensive mood<br>I said, &#8220;Go way back lady<br>Now please don&#8217;t come so near&#8221;<br>She paid no &#8216;tention to what I said<br>But she whispered in my ear<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chorus<br>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you think you&#8217;d like to fondle me<br>Dem bubbling lips just suit me to a tee<br>I don&#8217;t like to grumble, but can&#8217;t you take a tumble<br>Don&#8217;t you think you&#8217;d like to fondle me?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. Went home next ebening went to see a show<br>Took my opera glasses sat down in the front row<br>Pick&#8217;d up a programme, first thing dat I know<br>Dat same wench what was on dat train<br>Was featured in dat show<br>She got thro&#8217; wid de first song<br>I said, &#8220;Dat&#8217;s very good&#8221;<br>I felt just like applauding, but I didn&#8217;t think I would<br>She said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll sing a new song, it&#8217;s something &#8217;bout a coon&#8221;<br>I felt like falling thro&#8217; the seat<br>When she sprang dat same old tune<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[WARNING: This song contains antiquated racial stereotypes. It is presented here for historical and educational purposes only.] A popular song from 1900.Words and music by Hughie Cannon. The sheet music: Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne: Lyrics 1. Train left Chicago, just at half past twoI was in de chair car bound for KalamazooFell right asleep den &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/dont-you-think-youd-like-to-fondle-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t You Think You&#8217;d Like To Fondle Me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2806","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/Pa3ZiQ-Jg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2806"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4937,"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2806\/revisions\/4937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sheetmusicsinger.com\/highbrownsongs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}