Hi-Tiddley-Hi-Ti

(or “I’m All Right”)
A Bacchanalian ditty from 1893.
Words by E. W. Rogers.
Music by George Le Brunn.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I’ve had a fair bank holiday
    Things with me lately have been gay
    First I dodged the tax collector
    Then I did the gas Inspector
    Then with the lodger my dear wife
    Sloped with the children on my life
    So to hide my woe and strife
    I thought I’d have a lark
    So in half a tick
    I toddled round, toddled round
    And some pals I quickly found
    Good and sound
    Soon your joys and cares
    We drown’d you be bound
    I was so gay I’d swore I’d pay
    And to them made remark

Chorus
All of you come along with me
I’m for a rare old fine old spree
Ev’rybody here’s invited
Come with me I’ll see you righted
All of you come, you must be dry
Hi-tiddley-hi-ti, Hi-ti Hi!
Come along and wet your eye
For I’m all right

  1. Down to the West I went with ten
    Good solid lasting, fasting men
    Arm in arm we started strolling
    Soon the blessed lot were rolling
    Dear little girls from near and far
    Said, with a smile, “Ah! there you are”
    Then I asked them to the bar
    As they all looked so dry
    There were fourteen girls
    With golden hair, oh! so fair
    Twenty cabmen standing there did a stare
    All came in to have a share, take their fare
    And for the lot upon the spot
    For drinks I had to cry
  2. After I’d treated half the town
    I tried to borrow half-a-crown
    Asked my pals, but each old crony
    Swore to goodness “he was stoney”
    I, being fairly on the job
    Asked a policeman for a bob
    But he tapped me on the nob
    And told me I was tight
    Then my pals came round
    Their tempers rose, came to blows
    Some one struck the policeman’s nose
    Such a nose! He called “Help”
    As you’ll suppose, oh! our woes
    Then ran us in, and with a grin
    He shouted with delight

Final chorus
All of you come along with me
You’ve had a rare old fine old spree
Ev’rybody here’s invited
Join me, and I’ll see you righted
All of you come, you must be dry
Hi-tiddley-hi-ti, Hi-ti Hi
Come along and wet your eye
For I’m all right


Sung here by Fred Feild: