Hello, Central, Give Me Heaven

An early telephone song charged with emotion, 1901.
words and music by Charles K. Harris
arranged by Joseph Clauder

‘Central’ was a name for the ‘Operator.’ This is a tear-jerker where a child misses her deceased mother. She tries to call her mother on the telephone. After all, phone voices must come from heaven! Sure enough, she gets the answer she wants. By the author of After the Ball (1892).


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by Benjamin R. Tubb:


Lyrics

  1. Papa I’m so sad and lonely
    Sobbed a tearful little child
    Since dear mama’s gone to heaven
    Papa darling you’ve not smiled
    I will speak to her and tell her
    That we want her to come home
    Just you listen and I’ll call her
    Through the telephone

Chorus
Hello Central, give me heaven, for my mama’s there
You can find her with the angels on the golden stair
She’ll be glad it’s me who’s speaking
Call her, won’t you please
For I want to surely tell her
We’re so lonely here

  1. When the girl received this message
    Coming o’er the telephone
    How her heart thrilled in that moment
    And the wires seemed to moan
    I will answer just to please her
    “Yes, dear heart, I’ll soon come home”
    Kiss me, mama, kiss your darling
    Through the telephone

Sung here by Fred Feild: