Folly!

(The Fool Song)
From the 1913 musical “The Tik-Tok Man of Oz”.
Words by L. Frank Baum.
Music by Louis F. Gottschalk.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. I wants to hike to Timbuctoo
    To soak the saucy native
    Nicodemus
    A missionary friends of mines they eat up quite elative
    Sacramento
    I don’ts know were he biled or fried
    Or sauted likes a noodle
    I only know his familee
    Has borrowed all my boodle
    Too-ti, froo-ti
    No matter, never mind
    Such kindness is unkind

Refrain
Folly, Folly, isn’t folly jolly?
Good for sunburn, freckles, warts
Good for grouches, too
Cholly! Molly! Cut out melancholy
Take a whirl at folly

  1. The course of true love is, of course
    A table d’hote in courses
    Turn the gas low
    To bet a bit of bood
    You’d better back the biggest horses
    Soak your soaklets
    The girl who has the vote-let
    Votes the vut that vix us trouble
    Her hatpin gives a stablet
    In your slabs that makes you double
    You’re the victim
    A maid is made to fade
    The lollipop brigade
  2. The baker boke a loaf of bread
    To feed the fedless loafer
    What’s the answer?
    The shofer showfed a shif
    That ought to shuffed the auto’s shofer
    There’s a reason
    When fighters fit the type machines
    They box their blocks with reason
    And then they vode a vid of vud
    In vaudeville a season
    Curb your anguish
    A beer can bore a bum
    It’s foam fims fumes of fum

Sung here by Vancha March: