Father’s Allowed To See Us Twice a Year

A popular song from 1911.
Words by Harry Williams.
Music by Egbert Van Alstyne.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James PItt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. “An awful thing occurred at home”
    Said little Reggie Kirk
    “Upon my soul I do believe
    I’ll have to go to work
    They fired me out of college
    But I fainted dead away
    When I came home to make a touch
    And heard the children say”

Chorus
Father’s allowed to see us twice a year
Twice a year, twice a year
When he comes round
He always leaves a little money here
For mother dear, I wonder why
He used to breakfast with us every morning
And on our cakes molasses he would smear
But one day he kissed the cook
And we told Ma to come and look
Now father’s allowed to see us twice a year

  1. “I ought to be a hero”
    Daddy said, alas! alack!
    If I could win a Marathon
    I’ll bet she’d take me back
    He bought a pair of running shoes
    And ran till he was lame
    And Ma was there to see the race
    But still its just the same

Chorus
Father’s allowed to see us twice a year
Twice a year, twice a year
When he went round he looked just like
The handle on a spear
To mother dear, as thin as that
He dashed along the meadows and the valleys
And through the woods he bounded like a deer
He was running extra fine
Until he scared a porcupine
Now father’s allowed to see us twice a year


Sung here by Vancha March: