From the 1913 musical “The Tik-Tok Man of Oz”.
Words by L. Frank Baum.
Music by Louis F. Gottschalk.
The sheet music:
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:
Lyrics
- There are many kinds of treasures
There are many kinds of jew’ls
There are many kinds of pleasures
There are many kinds of mules
There’s the jackass, donkey, burro
But I’ll make a statement frank
That you’ll never find but one of a kind
Like dear, old, Hank
A steed indeed is dear old Hank
His pedigree is of the highest rank
And tho’ his bray you hear all day
It’s very safe to bank
That a jewel of a muel
Is dear, old Hank
That a jewel of a muel
Is dear, old Hank - There are many kinds of kickers
You can meet ’em any day
Other beasts with howls and bickers
Make us tired of their bray
But in all my times of trouble
All my lucky stars I thank
That I have won a champion
Like dear, old, Hank
A rum old chum is dear old Hank
Though I’ll admit he’s rather lean and lank
But none can fool this clever mule
Or dare his tail to yank
Or he’d feel of the heel
Of dear, old Hank
Or he’d feel of the heel
Of dear, old Hank
Sung here by Vancha March: