Beatrice Fairfax Tell Me What To Do

A popular song from 1915.
Words by Grant Clark and Joe Mc Carthy.
Music by Jimmie V. Monaco.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Little Marjorie
    Hard working girl was she
    She met a nice young fellow
    As charming as could be
    At sight they loved each other
    On air they seemed to float
    Instead of asking mother
    She sat right down and wrote

Chorus
“Oh, Beatrice Fairfax, what shall I do?
I want the bare facts, the truth from you
I have a nice young sweetheart
The best a girl could get
Although he’s always teasing
He hasn’t kissed me yet
Oh, darling Beatrice, it’s up to you
So print my answer, kindly do
He takes me out to dances
Now should I take those chances?
Beatrice, Beatrice, tell me what to do”

  1. Ev’ry single night
    A perfumed note she’d write
    She’d ask a million questions
    But still she was polite
    He’d cut such funny capers
    Her mind was so upset
    That lovelorn on the papers
    These little notes would get

Chorus
“Oh, Beatrice Fairfax, what shall I do?
I wat the bare facts, the truth from you
I have a nice young sweetheart
He is a darling chap
He doesn’t care for fat girls
‘Cause they roll off his lap
Oh, darling Beatrice, it’s up to you
So print my answer, kindly do
Pa said, that he’s a loafer
But I know he’s a chauffeur
Beatrice, Beatrice, tell me what to do”

Chorus
“Oh, Beatrice Fairfax, what shall I do?
I wat the bare facts, the truth from you
I have a nice young sweetheart
He is a darling chap
He doesn’t care for fat girls
‘Cause they roll off his lap
Oh, darling Beatrice, it’s up to you
So print my answer, kindly do
To church I tried to get him
He says, his wife won’t let him
Beatrice, Beatrice, tell me what to do”


Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: