Be Prepared

A comedy song from 1953.
Words and music by Tom Lehrer.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Be prepared! That’s the Boy Scout’s marching song
    Be prepared! As through life you march along
    Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well
    Don’t write naughty words on walls if you can’t spell
    Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes
    Don’t make book if you cannot cover bets
    Keep those reefers hidden where you’re sure
    That they will not be found
    And be careful not to smoke them
    When the scoutmaster’s around
    For he only will insist that it be shared
    Be prepared!
  2. Be prepared! That’s the Boy Scouts’ solemn creed
    Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed
    Don’t solicit for your sister, that’s not nice
    Unless you get a good percentage of her price
    Be prepared! And be careful not to do
    Your good deeds when there’s no one watching you
    If you’re looking for adventure
    Of a new and different kind
    And you come across a Girl Scout
    Who is similarly inclined
    Don’t be nervous, don’t be flustered, don’t be scared
    Be prepared!