Any Ice Today, Lady?

(A Collegiate Razz-Berry)
A popular song from 1926.
Words and music by “Pat” Ballard.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Percival Damp was king of the campus
    And strictly “College”
    Never got pally, never would dally
    With books of knowledge
    But when summer rolled around
    Percival had to labor
    In his town he drove around
    Shouting to ev’ry neighbor

Chorus
Any ice today, Lady? It’s nice today, lady?
How about a piece of ice today?
Oh! it’s only a quarter
You know that you oughter
Hurry up before it melts away
Yes, ma’am? Yes, Ma’AM?
Not on your linole-AM
No ma’am? No ma’AM?
“Giddy-ap, Napole-AN”
Your Papa’s a nice man
And so’s your old iceman
Oh! Lady, be good to me

  1. Percival wondered if he had blunder’d
    When things got duller
    He’d have been there had only his hair had
    A diff’rent color
    So he bought a red toupee
    Just to deliver ice in
    When he drove around he’d say
    In a way most enticin’

Sung here by Vancha March: