From the 1910 musical “Alma, Where Do You Live?”
Words by Geo. V. Hobart.
Music by Jean Briquet.
The sheet music:
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:
Lyrics
- Why are the men so bold?
Why do they stare at me?
Despite my manner cold
They flirt outrageously
They smirk and smile, and sigh
Before me they appear
And when I try to pass them by
They whisper shyly in my ear
(spoken: “They All Do”)
Refrain
Alma, sweet Alma
Oh! where do you live?
What is your ‘phone, dear?
The number please give
Alma, I’ll ring you
And then I say “Dear”
A wedding-ring is the only ring
That Alma can hear
- Why are the men so queer?
When wedding-ring I say
They never seem to hear
And no attention pay
Then goo-goos greater grow
They wink the other eye
And when I say “Bonjour” “Good-day”
They shyly, shyly make reply
(spoken: “They All Do”)