All the Quakers are Shoulder Shakers

(Down in Quaker Town), 1919
Words by Bert Kalmar and Edgar Leslie.
Music by Pete Wendling.


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Oh! I just got back today
    From a town not far away
    I’ve been looking at the Quakers
    In their clothes of gray
    And it struck me mighty strange
    ‘Cause there’s been an awful change
    If you think those folks are slow
    There’s a lot that you don’t know

Chorus
All the Quakers are shoulder shakers
Down in Quaker town
Things are upside down
The Jazz Bug bit ’em, how it hit ’em
Ev’ry wiggle just makes you giggle
At the meeting hall
Bands are playing, folks are swaying
To the lovin’ “Strutters Ball”
Brother Halsey, with the palsy
You remember him
He’s the man who first began
To teach them how to “shim”
Oh! the home of William Penn
Won’t be quite the same again
‘Cause all the Quakers are shoulder shakers
Down in Quaker town

  1. It’s a most peculiar sight
    And it doesn’t seem quite right
    To see all the Quakers dancing
    Way into the night
    When the curfew starts to ring
    Ev’rybody starts to sing
    And they grab their dancing shoes
    While they hum a Quaker blues

Chorus
All the Quakers are shoulder shakers
Down in Quaker town
Things are upside down
The Jazz Bug bit ’em, how it hit ’em
Ev’ry sister is quite a twister
Of a wicked knee
Baby brother, Dad and Mother
Do the “Memphis Shiveree”
Brother Morgan at the organ
Jazzes all the notes
Gee it’s simply great to watch them
Sow their Quaker oats
You should see how Sister Birch
Does a fox-trot down to church
‘Cause all the Quakers are shoulder shakers
Down in Quaker town