All She Gets From the Iceman Is Ice

A popular song from 1907
Words by Arthur J. Lamb
Music by Alfred Solman


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. One fine day the sun was shining hot
    Jane was standing on the corner lot
    Saw the iceman slowly going by
    As he looked he winked his eye
    After that in any kind of weather
    He and Jane would always be together
    Till one night he called her his divinity
    Also his affinity

Refrain
The iceman is a nice man
But just one thing is sure
There’s something in his bus’ness
That affects his temperature, Oh
Love is such a funny thing
For she found out, once or twice
All she can get from the iceman
Is ice, ice, ice

  1. So one day when merry birds did sing
    They were married, bells went ding-a-ling
    For his rent he didn’t have the price
    So he gave the landlord ice
    Folks who love may call each other “honey”
    But you can’t get on without the money
    Then tho’ married life at first was very sweet
    Still the Iceman got cold feet
  2. Well, in time she had to go to court
    He left her, she sued for non-support
    Court said, “Mister Iceman, listen then
    Every week you’ll hand her ten”
    Time’s gone by and tho’ she hates to say it
    Alimony he don’t ever pay it
    So at last she acted on a friend’s advice
    And she takes it out in ice

Sung here by Vancha March: