Alexander and His Clarinet

A popular song from 1910
Words by Irving Berlin
Music by Ted Snyder


The sheet music:


Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne:


Lyrics

  1. Alexander Adams played a clarinet
    Brought out music that no one has brought out yet
    Miss Eliza Johnson was his angel pet
    And Alexander was her one best bet
    Strange to say they quarreled on last Sunday night
    Monday evening Alexander came in sight
    Played his clarinet beneath her window light
    To hear Eliza yell with all her might

Chorus
Honey, is that you? yes, yes
Don’t even have to guess, my honey, what brought you?
Oh pet, I see you brought your clarinet
My honey, I’m angry, no, no
For lawdy sake don’t dare to go
My pet, I love you yet
And then besides, I love your clarinet

  1. Alexander played his clarinet with vim
    Up to Liza’s door, then played himself right in
    When he got inside he played and played like sin
    Then played her cards to see who’d buy the gin
    When he left, Miss Liza tried some sleep to get
    Dreamt her Romeo came back to Juliet
    Also dreamt he brought with him his clarinet
    If no one woke her, she’d be shouting yet

Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein: